The first time ever I *bluek*.....

Yesterday, my dear klang klang lb tagged me with the first time ever I... Since I almost finished my exam, and my dearest lb want me to crack my head again, so I answered it. Here, it goes…

The first time ever I….

1. feed my neighbour’s dog with my dog’s poo…

When I was young, roughly 5 to 6 years old, I have three little cute puppies in my house. They always do their ‘business’ in the garden, I always accidentally stepped on it and sometimes the mango from my mango tree will be felt on it also *Yuck*. Some are in long shape and some are in liquid stage. One day, I have nothing to do besides playing and studying, so I picked up the dog’s poo and brought it to my neighbour’s dog. At that time, I was very curious on whether the dog will eat their poo or not, so I brought it to my neighbour’s dog and I saw the dog licked the poo *Yuck Yuck Yuck*. On the same day, I was being whacked by my mom from doing such thing… :)

2. thrown my medicine into the drain…

When I was 5 to 6 years old, I have nose allergic, I need to take a lot of supplements and medicines. As I mentioned in the previous post, I hate bitter stuff such as medicine and antibiotics pills. So, I decided to throw the medicine into the drain while my mummy and daddy are not looking at me and I successfully did it. When I thought I am the baby genius in the world *so proud*, my mummy took her hand and smacked on my smooth backside *plak*. I wonder how she knew it, you know how? Because the water didn’t drain off the medicine and she found it in the drain *darn bad luck*.

3. played the slide until my panty turned from white to brown…

There is a huge slide in my kindergarten. While waiting for my bus to pick us back, my friends and I will be having fun at the playground. I like to play extreme sport such as slide *bluek*, so I can jump from the top to the bottom, so satisfied *um…*. We will spent almost 5 to 10 minutes just to play on the slide *no choice, that’s the only entertainment*. After I went back to my house, I have a hot shower, and thrown the panty in the big pail and my mummy will washes it. Suddenly, she took the panty out and asked me what I did to the panty, it turned from white to brown and there are plenty on ants on the panty too… *Yuck*: p

4. lost my daddy…

When I was 13 years old, my daddy pass away peacefully in his room, no illness, no disease, he slept and he left. Everyday, my daddy definitely will come into my room and wake me up at 9am. But on that day, I tried to wake my daddy up at 9am and mission failed. I tried to tickle him, I tried to kiss my daddy, I tried to pull him out from the bed, and my daddy just didn’t response to me, I cried, I lied on his body, tried to keep his body warm, my tear dropped on his body, I put my ear near to his heart, he just left me an empty bed, no more, no more and no more…

5. saw a people committed suicide in front of me…

When I was 19 years old, I entered university and I met my new bf. We used to hang out a lot in the Mcd for ice cream and French fries. While talking to my bf, I saw an object dropped from the top to the basement of the shopping complex, the shoes flung out and his pant burse, no blood, no organs were coming out and he dies on the spot. I was freaked up for almost 30 minutes. It just looked similar to the scene in the horror movie *Yuck*, I hate it…

Ok, I know I have a very naughty childhood life, no eye see right? cover your eye with your spoon and become ‘ham tan chew yan’ (salted eye superman) like me ok? :)

Hehe, I am an evil girl, tag tag tag, the lucky name are:

(A) Ray Chin

(B) May jie jie

(C) a^ben